5) Strategic modernity
– Johan Camargo putting the “super” in “super-sub.” The prospect of shredding opposing lineups with a ‘pen loaded with talented prospects. It’ll be nice to see the Braves maybe catching up to other teams when it comes to getting the most out of the roster.
4) Family reunions
– I was feeling down about McCann and especially Markakis coming back, but Donny found the silver lining. Just think, an entire world of incest jokes to explore, should things go south with this team.
3) The Bringer of Rain
– From Pensacola, Florida…at a weight of 210 pounds…he is your former American League Most Valuable Player of the Yeeeeeeeear… … …JOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHH DONNNNNNALLLLLLLLLDDDDSOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.