By Duane From Forest Park
Wassup, bitches?!
Enough small talk.
Biggest run difference since 1647. Most losses in a month since Sherman burned Atlanta in the War of Northern Aggression.
Whatever.
I don’t need no damn stats. This is the worst Braves team I’ve ever seen. I was going to put a period between every word of that last sentence. But even I’ve gotten sick of that shit. It ain’t really all that impactful! Stupid word my prissy ass college graduate manager used the other day. Yeah, I’m still working on the ground crew at Disney properties in central Fla.