Dusty Baker’s folksy query to Bryce Harper – “I asked him, was he limpin’ or pimpin’,” – reminded us we have burning questions too.
The rankings (records through Wednesday):
1. Chicago Cubs (41-17; Previous: 1) – Is this real life?
2. Washington Nationals (36-23; Previous: 4) – Does Trevor Gott exist?
3. Baltimore Orioles (35-23; Previous: 6) – Any chance Trumbo could make America great again?
4. Texas Rangers (36-23; Previous: 11) – Where have all the Cowboys gone?