Look, it’s been a fun run, but the Miami Marlins have no chance against Atlanta. None. Zero. Anyone with a glove and bat knows so. Atlanta leads the league in hits, runs, slugging and OPS percentages.
Its bullpen is tops. The Braves also have three Most Valuable Player candidates in Freedie Freeman, Marcel Ozuna, Ronald Acuna Jr. It’s been a fun run for the Marlins, but …
Oh, wait. I’m just doing my part. I’m providing the kind of motivational sustenance the Marlins need after a national outbreak of rancid back-patting and dangerous hat-tipping in the wake of their playoff sweep of the Chicago Cubs.