You know what the difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee is? The Yankee came South but the Damn Yankee stayed.
You know how many mega bullpens it takes to keep the Braves in check? More than one, apparently.
What is the difference between a Yankee fan and a Red Sox fan? At the urinal line, the Yankee fan thinks he is doing you a favor for peeing on you.
What is the difference between a Yankee fan and a federal judge. Not much, they both think they are God.
Yes I remember Jim Croce’s words well: You don’t tug on Superman’s cape.