Atlanta Braves Spring Chop: Don’t Mess With Nick

A lot of Braves’ twitter users that seem to have it out for manager Brian Snitker. If you’re one of these, then you’d better not mention that in front of Nick Markakis.

I recall a time in the 1990’s in which the Atlanta Braves players surveyed themselves as to what they thought their peers would be doing in life if not for baseball. Now – 2 decades later – I only remember one of the results reported: John Smoltz… Proctologist.

I have a suggestion for Nick Markakis: hired assassin.

He kind of looks the part. Often expressionless… other than the beard, not a lot memorable about his features. That’s perfect for a secret operative — blending in… not being noticeable. He would probably make a good…