Our Atlanta Braves outfield for 2020 as of this morning, includes Ronald Acuna Jr., Ender Inciarte, and Adam Duvall. Nick Markakis said he’d go the dance with us, but we have a roving eye, and there are some pretty good-looking alternatives around. Not to be cruel, but Nick’s getting a little old for us, he wants us to wear a tie everywhere. I mean, who wears ties anymore?
The Braves need to find a couple of better dates than last year. They were nice guys, but aside from RAJ, they didn’t produce much for us.