Let’s keep it real right out of the gate: It’s probably not the best idea to make a bunch of blanket conclusions after game one of 162. Nobody knows that better than the person who runs the Boston Red Sox Twitter account, who took the internet victory lap to end all internet victory laps after they got bopped on Opening Day 2018 only to have the last laugh on Closing Day 2018 (aka the clinching game of the World Series). So the moral of this story will come right at the beginning: Opening Day results are very likely not going to be any sort of indication of what’s to come for the next few months.
A way, way, way-too-early analysis of 2019 Julio Teheran
