Road trips are a staple part of a football fan's diet.
Seasoned campaigners are used to the early rises and late returns, and capable of grinding through a nine-to-five the next morning with little more than a couple of hours' sleep under their belts.
They know the English motorway network as though it were the walk home from the pub and know which service stations to stop at and which to avoid.

And if you're a fan in the Championship this season, that's just as well.