Twelve wins from 12, 45 goals scored, five conceded. Welcomed to the impeccable existence of PSV, top of the Eredivisie tree under fresh summer face Peter Bosz.
Life is usually good for the Eindhoven outfit, but they're rarely this destructive. They've only lost one domestic match in 2023 and their most common scoreline this campaign is 4-0.
You have to scroll down to San Marino and Gibraltar to find the only other two European leagues where a side has won every single game. No other top-tier teams boast the same perfection.
Anyone who saw Arsenal dismantle PSV 4-0 at the Emirates in September would be forgiven for thinking they are Champions League cannon fodder, but their December rematch at the Philips Stadion is a chance to turn the tables.