I know what you’re thinking – another story about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce?
Yes, unfortunately, another tithe must be made to the Google search engine gods. Gotta pay the bills somehow. I promise I’ll tie this to Arkansas very soon.
Anyways. In case you’ve been living under a rock on a remote island this week, America’s favorite (or least favorite; to each their own) celebrity couple announced their engagement. Sound the alarms and rally the troops: billionaire pop star Taylor Swift and Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce are getting married. Swifties and Chiefs fans rejoice.