The Arkansas Razorbacks will be Bowling in Memphis

Put on my Woo Pig shoes and

I boarded the plane

Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues

To Beat the Hell out of Kansas State

The spirit of Frank Broyles

Won’t you look down over me

This ain’t quite the bowl we wanted

But then again, we started 1 and 3.

So let’s go Bowling in Memphis

Bowling with our feet ten feet off of Beale

Bowling in Memphis

Not really sure how i’m s’posed to feel?

I saw the ghost of Tusk II on Union Avenue

Watched him cheer the Hogs through Overtime

As Tejada’s kick sailed right through.

Now, Bielema did not see him

He was focused on his boo.

Cause there’s a pretty little thing

Waiting on Bert

And he’ll be hopping on her soon.

Because we’re Bowling in Memphis

It was the closest game so…