Brought to you once more courtesy of Bob Marley, Tito’s Vodka, and two priests, a young one and an old one, who on Saturday oversaw the exorcism of a demon that has plagued the Arkansas Razorbacks for the entirety of their membership within the Southeastern Conference.
I hate Florida in a way that I don’t hate other SEC teams. Arkansas plays Florida so infrequently that there is no familiarity from which to foster begrudging respect. No success to fall back on, and no “next year” to take solace in. Only sporadic heartbreak. Only hatred from having never beaten them in conference play.