“If I am mad, it is mercy! May the gods pity the man who in his callousness can remain sane to the hideous end!”
u2015 H.P. Lovecraft, The Temple
Though infinite in expanse and time, the universe often seeks to tempt our paltry human minds—arranging events in such succession that our consciousness has no choice but to establish patterns. Are these true patterns, or simply faults created by the Gestalt principle? We’re left to wonder, perhaps endlessly.
If these patterns are to be believed though, then perhaps we may glean the impossible from the indiscernible. I present to you, therefore, without agenda, the empirical case for an undefeated Arkansas football season.