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Sonoran Hot Reads: Arizona offers football player named Bumper Pool

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A lot of people are down on Arizona Wildcats football right now, and with pretty good reason. But here is something sure to cheer you up. On Tuesday, the coaching staff offered 2018 four-star linebacker Bumper Pool. That’s right, his name is Bumper Pool. According to 247 Sports, Pool has 13 offers, and has two Arkansas predictions to his credit. Surely everyone should think bringing this kid in is a top priority from now on, because there hasn’t been a replacement for Sir Thomas Jackson yet in the name category

- In more ridiculous name news, Colorado made up a fake depth chart for Michigan this week and oh man is it glorious

- And in more amazing Pac-12 football things, here is Mike Leach saying Mike Leach things about his 0-2 Cougars

- The numbers seem to indicate that when the Wildcats struggle against FCS teams like they did on Saturday, the rest of the season doesn’t go so well

- Twitterbag had a lot of stuff in it this week.