I have a thing with moustaches. I loved Keegan’s and recently I tried one myself and thought it was hilarious. I looked myself in the mirror, took a selfie and sent it to my family saying “Freddie Mercury says hi”. It was a blast. My family laughed, my friends laughed, my colleagues thought it was cool but my wife told me to take it off: she wasn’t getting any of it and prevented me from taking on any roles in early 90s Polish crime movies. So now I am left with a moustache-less face, admiring other people’s ones like Konrad Schmidt’s.
Your Random D-Back: Konrad Schmidt
