So through the magic of the internet, I was able to score an interview with German Filmmaker Werner Herzog (Grizzly Man, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans). While I couldn't get a more in-depth interview, I was able to get his thoughts about the Diamondbacks offseason, of which he has opinions about.
Minnesota Twins traded C Chris Herrmann to Arizona Diamondbacks for 1B Daniel Palka.
"Baseball offseasons are like life, a chain of catastrophes that we are powerless to stop. Here we see the simple Diamondback Rattlesnake try to trade an asset for a perceived need, when in fact it is powerless to stop the entropy that is always around us.