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The Ex-GM Speakeasy

Where those who have controlled the team go to unwind away from the feds

SCENE: A musty bar in the middle of the night. A lone bartender is cleaning glasses. A large man is standing by a door with a mail slot so he can see if whoever approaches can enter. A jazz band plays "Night and Day". Sitting at a corner table are KEVIN TOWERS, JOE GARAGIOLA JR, and JOSH BYRNES

JOSH: Here's to actual playoff appearances, gentlemen.

They clink glasses of some dirty brown looking liquor and drink

JOE: Feels kind of sad being here, us possessing previous knowledge and acumen before we got our jobs.