Jack: He stuck around a lot longer than he should have.
ISH95: Here lies JRM. He never scored.
Wesley: Here lies John Ryan Murphy, great pitch framer and defender, terrible hitter. Stuck around longer than he should have because he had embarrassing pitchers of Mike Hazen.
Makakilo: Here lies JRM who was all most fine,
his 2019 stat ranked third in NL catchers:
a range factor per 9 innings of 10.39.
Steven: He was dfa’d as he hit, too little too late.
Dano: So long, John Ryan.