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Doyers 3, Sneks 2: Beercap

There’s a ton going on with this beer and its name. I can taste the mango, I can see the slush (it’s hazy as hell) but I can’t really see the margarita. Still, it’s awesome and complex so I’m cool with that. Just as I write that the Lord Emperor of Dongs, He-of-the-RBI, the Golden One, hits a majestic opposite field HR to put us on top in the 1st 2-0.

Seriously, we as fans are truly blessed to watch Goldy and to have seen him evolve on this team. He’s the best of us, he’s the reason pitchers can’t sleep at night, he’s the reason the grass grows.