Diamondbacks 2, Giants 5: Social Club Seltzercap

Record: 14-20. 162-game equivalent: 38-54. Change on 2019: -9.

While Patrick enjoys a week of rest and recovery, I’m stepping up to the alcoholic beverage plate. The fridge at SnakePit Towers contains a dozen cans of Social Club Seltzer, and tonight’s recap will be brought to you courtesy of these. Though probably not ALL of them, unless this game goes very, very badly...

Social Club Seltzer #1: Citrus Gimlet

“Google, what is a gimlet?” It feels like something F. Scott Fitzgerald would have drunk during a party on a boat somewhere, while dropping witticisms. More helpfully, 1953 Raymond Chandler novel, The Long Goodbye, states that “a real gimlet is half gin and half Rose’s lime juice and…