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— Ryan Simmons (@rysimmons) June 27, 2019 A man is driving home on the highway. He is in the rightmost lane. Ahead of him, to the left, two cars collide at high speed, causing a big pile-up that he narrowly avoids. The man sees the lights go out of quite a few people’s eyes forever, but he remains unscathed.

He talks to the police and rescue crews about what he saw happen. He eventually goes home, shaken to his very being. The incident causes him to become distant from his wife and children, as being a…