D-backs 4, Gigantes 11: The ennui is overpowering

Photo by Silver Screen Collection/Getty Images Record: 23-61. Pace: 44-118. Change on 2004: -7.

Here I am, up in the cool environs of northern Arizona and loving every moment of it.

Gonna mix things up a bit today since my parents have invited us next door for cocktails and dinner prior to the game. So tonight shall include both the hard stuff and suds. Let’s go!

Concoction 1: Old Fashioned

Gotta start with the classic cocktail, the one spoken of in the legends: the Old Fashioned. If you’re a bourbon guy/gal, this is your cocktail. Sweet and bourbon spice mixed as one perfect concoction; excellent.

Gallen walks Wade to open up the game, which does not fill me with happy feelings, especially for…