Arizona Diamondbacks 7, Cincinnati Reds 8: CB Bucknor Sits Down When He Pees

For the three of you who ever watched the Brute Side Chats, you may have heard mention of Keegan’s cocaine corner. While Lopez may have exaggerated its exuberance, it is nonetheless a respectable cocktail lounge. I just so happened to indulge in its luxuries tonight. Whereas Turambar would write his recaps and become slightly more inebriated as they went on, I’m vomiting literary nonsense at you from the outset with an empty decanter tonight. Surprisingly, my inebriation isn’t attributed as much to Zach Davies return to the mound as it is to CB Bucknor’s existence in Chase Field. For all the hate that Angel Hernandez receives in the baseball universe, CB Bucnkor deserves just as much his fair share. Yes, I realize the technicality of his balk call in extra innings tonight was logically sound, but it does nothing to sway my opinion of him in a positive direction.

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