Arizona Diamondbacks 0, Milwaukee Brewers 5: One

Photo by Norm Hall/Getty Images Good evening Pitters. No, your calendar is correct. It is in fact Tuesday and not Wednesday. The staff did some maneuvering so Dano_in_Mississippi could prioritize safe travels. I jumped at the opportunity to swap because I will be at the game with the Brute Squad tomorrow.

However, I failed to realize that the Phoenix Suns were also playing Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals tonight. I can’t lie to you, I could probably write a more emotionally charged recap of that contest than whatever (gestures broadly) took place in Chase Field tonight. You wanna feel like a maniac? Flip channels back and forth for a few hours between the worst team in a particular…