It is surely a sign of troublesome and trying times when we, the ignored or forgotten dregs of society are no longer enough to feed the appetites of the glorious elite of Major League Baseball. Due to the continued global ravages of the trouble from southeast China, the overlords of the game are now crying poor, unable to finance the expansion of their landlord interests in aggressive enough fashion to further push the local unwashed and unclean citizenry out. In an attempt to sate this appetite, MLB has decided to eat itself - a drastic and wholly unnecessary measure that, with just a bit of creative thought could be avoided.
An Immodest Proposal
