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Week 5 Power Rankings Round Up: This is fine

WELP.

I’m still wiping egg off my face after musing a 5-0 start to the season, despite that... dare I say the Cardinals right the ship in the coming weeks?

Fool me once? Strike one. Fool me twice?

Strike three.

I’m done overestimating the Cardinals until proven otherwise. Naively, I thought we were looking at a .500 season. Who knows? The NFL is weird and you win games you shouldn’t, maybe they even eke out over the Jeff Fisher line.

Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

You can’t avert your gaze from a train wreck, and you can’t resist peeking at them power rankings, you masochists.