Revenge of the Birds · Oct 20, 2018
State Barn Is Not On Our Side
“State Farm is on your side.”
Yes, if you are a Redskins, Bears, Seahawks or Broncos fan who can afford to make the trip to Arizona.
“Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?”
Oh, U of P! Where did you go and why did you leave us?
You were the high-tech, elaborate nest for our thundering Red Sea.
So much so, you never wanted to open your roof so that the deafening roars of the Red Sea could draw the opposing left tackle off-sides three times a game.
You’ve been replaced—-your letters have been taken down for good and are now lying in a trash dump far out into the wasteland.
And in your place?
