Jake is away doing that weird straight-person custom of forever tying themselves to a female, then going somewhere after said event, so I helpfully stepped forward to cover one of the weeks he is away. This is a weekly series on Anaheim Calling to take a look at how various players on the team have fared. Jake normally ranks a random topic along a scale of 1 to 5 stars and places different Ducks within the categories based on their performance over the past week, so I guess I am doing that too.
Anaheim Ducks Weekly Rankings Nov 5-Nov 12: Things In Australia That Could Kill Jake
