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WAKE UP! Championship Week college football schedule, viewing guide, and unwatchable filth

Hello, friends.

Hard to believe that Alabama’s championship aspirations evaporated just one week ago. And. since most of us have come to terms with the underlying injuries, bad luck, youth, and the Jordan Hare Cursed Indian Burial Ground that derailed the season, we can again return to watching the foosball.

Today, we are guaranteed schadenfreude — at least 50% of these teams will walk away unhappy, their fans in tears, Facebook and Twitter a bastion of grammatical errors, gratuitous exclamation points, and demands to #FireCoach.

And that should make you smile at least. If we can’t be happy, no one should be.