Roll 'Bama Roll · Sep 21, 2018
RBR Tailgating: Oysters on the Half Shell
No. We’re Alabama, which, per some website I’d never heard of until this afternoon says “Historically Speaking, Alabama happens to be the largest processor of oysters in the United Sates.” As per usual the research budget is not sufficient that I can use words like “thoroughly” or “vetted” but it sounds nice.
Note that it doesn’t say “largest producer.” I’m sure there is a lot to quibble about before assessing the verity of that claim, but it asserts something positive about the state and uses a variation on the word “process” which should commend itself mightily to this fan base.
