If for no other reason, you have to read this post because of the very high probability that I will try to make a pun with the phrase “quit cold turkey.”
"In this rivalry you can throw out the record books!"
Well, no. If you believe that because the Alabama Crimson Tide is playing the reprobates from Auburn some equalizing force is in play you have been smoking a bit too much tryptophan. Upsets happen, but not so often as the "Ima hang up and listen," crowd would have you believe.
I like to pretend that there is nothing formulaic about my tailgating posts, but there is an undeniable basic format.