Meltdown time is now o’clock y’all! What a wonderful weekend it was with a bountiful crop of blue-blood anger we have been gifted. Count your blessings, dear friends; it’s not often we get three top ten teams go down in the same week.
We start in Dallas with the Red River Rivalry Shootout Mess-Around Rumble Cook-off Showdown. Texas plays Oklahoma every year and there are two constants: it doesn’t matter who’s good, and something stupid is going to happen. I’m being told by my producer that I have to say both of these teams are good, but something stupid did happen: #19 Texas blew a 21 point lead in the fourth quarter to #7 Oklahoma.