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NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time — Maybe Mario Cristobal & Mel Tucker weren’t worth $100 million after all?

It wasn’t a weekend filled with upsets — certainly not like last week. But there was a whole lot of ass served up in a dirty ashtray on Saturday. Coordinators and quarterbacks bore the brunt this week.

From Miami and Texas Tech’s lack of an offense, to BYU and Sparty’s lack of a defense, to Bobby Petrino even making a surprisingly scary trip to Fayetteville, where he led the Piggies by three scores after one quarter. And Nebraska. The endless pain of Nebraska. Meanwhile, folks in Lansing and Coral Gables are starting to wonder if guys like Mario Cristobal and Mel Tucker were really worth a hundred million dollars.