NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Horns Down edition!

There were a lot of meltdowns to be had this week. Take your pick: Texas, Wisconsin, Texas A&M, Notre Dame, Iowa, another Nebraska loss...just to name a few. So, you’re in luck. The Meltdown is going to roll out in several editions this week, because it’s just too damned long otherwise.

For ‘Bama fans, we’ll start with the main event today: The Texas Longhorns. And there were many baffling and angry takes. Shortie fans wanted more penalties, were pissed at very aggressive playcalling for being too conservative, mad at Governor Abbot and Sen. Cruz (who apparently are winless in home stadiums since being elected), and were pissed at quarterback play, which was remarkably efficient against…