I really wish I could take credit for “Jail State,” a delightful mockery of Starkvegas’ #hailstate marketing. Alas, I cannot. Friend of the blog, Sam Harden came up with it. And I stole it. Sorry, Sam.
As for the offense the bad ‘dogs copped to, it is believed these four knuckleheads broke into the Mal Moore football complex over the weekend and stole items of memorabilia. Story in the link above.
As to another pertinent aspect of this story, Morgan Moriarty does note that the coiffures on these criminal masterminds is 100% peak SEC West hair: Just tremendous bangs all-around, fellas.