That headline is apropos of little except as a teaser. Tomorrow we’ll have the year’s first Giving Away Money, and yes, Alabama will be a feature piece.
Well, maybe it’s also reflective of just how awful Utah State’s already-bad, thin, underconditioned defensive line looked against the worst team in D1 football. UConn whipped their ass at the LOS with a bunch of future Toyota salesmen.
If Alabama doesn’t rush for 300 yards at home, and have at least two players with 100+ yard days, I will go to midfield of BDS and perform a Human Centipede on myself.