The email was titled “Clemson’s Coming”, which sounds like the title of a ACC porno. So right away the bar was set pretty high for this one.
Apparently my article on 5 reasons to hate Clemson made this young tiger mad enough to type out this response full of Carolina internet gold.
This email of orange and purple hate was a huge wall of text with no real paragraph structure, so I’ve broken it up so it’s easier to read and I could respond to each section on its own. Our angry Clemson fan is in italics and my responses are in bold.