Happy Gump Day...we’re all officially old as hell.
Alabama has offered a schollie to “legacy safety” Dre Kirkpatrick, Jr.
Seriously. That much time has passed. It seems like it was just yesterday his old man was getting smoked by ugly Tim Tebow passes in Atlanta, and obstinately refusing to get his head around, despite being in-stride with almost every receiver he manned up on.
And that chill you felt up your spine just now? That was the icy scythe of the Reaper drawing one more step closer, inexorably bringing you to your eventuality as a fetid cadaver.