College football Bottom 10: What if Alabama makes our dubious list?

Inspirational thought of the week:

Do you know who I am?
Have you any idea who I am?
Do you know how I tried?
Have you any idea how I tried?

You will know who I am
When that time comes, you'll know who I am
And you will know who I am

-- "Do You Know Who I Am?" Elvis Presley

Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located backstage at the Chuckle Hut in Athens, Georgia, waiting for the premiere of Matt Stinchcomb's one-man impersonation show "Steve Spurrier On Steve Spurrier," we, like the Head Ball Coach, appreciate those who, like the Head Ball Coach, are very self aware.