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You can forgive the Longhorns for struggling on Saturday. That was a guaranteed hangover game.
Besides, Texas is going to be doing a lot of scoreboard watching this year — Alabama is a threat to ruin their strength of schedule on any given week (anyone want to fight with me in the comments now and make a case for this Tide team being ranked?)
But Shortie wasn’t the only one who looked like trash. UGA was a dumpster fire for a half; Florida State was arguably gifted a win with some hella’ sketch officiating (Clemson better watch their ass this week; the Swofford the Tobacco Road Zebras knows Tallahassee is a better market for the league than the Swamp Barners; Tennessee was the fraud we though they were.