The whole thing is bananas, OK?
Let's just start there.
Just completely and absolutely bonkers.
Even in a life that has been a string of "I can't believe this is happening" moments, this one is the ultimate.
But hold that thought for a minute.
I've written before about my younger brother Jonathan, by far the smartest Berry boy and someone who, because life is unfair, has a thick and luxurious head of hair.
Jonathan lives in Los Angeles and is a very successful TV producer and manager for 3 Arts Entertainment, a huge management and production company.