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Alabama vs. Michigan - 31 Days to FootballGeddon in Dallas
There is only one calendar month separating the Michigan offensive line from 320 lbs of dump-truck bench pressing Australian. Unfortu...
Exceptionally Awkward Phototaking with Brady Hoke and Urban Meyer
Brady and Urban at the Sound Mind and Body football camp: (sorry for jacking your swagger Fuller) If the cameraman would have taken t...
Al Michaels and his Jitterbug Watch the Stanley Cups Finals
A bit off topic, but here's Al Michaels at Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals in LA last night. Please note the Jitterbug in Al's left hand....
Dasmine Cathey Blows a (Bigger) Hole in the NCAA's Version of the "Student Athlete"
This article has nothing, and almost everything to do with Dasmine Cathey. Cathey, a former DE for your Memphis Tigers, seems like a g...
Will Campbell, Luke Duke and A Car Hood that Will Soon be on Ebay
I have only one thing to say about this. And it's this:
2012 College Softball World Series Produces Great Softball, Hotness
Michigan softball's postseason run came to an end last week, but that's not reason not to appreciate the fast paced softball action to come ...
100 Things to do in the 100 Days Until College Football Kicks Off
The first day of the college football season is literally 100 days away. In a little more than 2400 hours, you'll be watching Michigan man...
Clemens' Jury Unmasked - SPOILER ALERT - They're All Celebrities
I learned a couple things today and might be helpful for you and potentially me. First, and most importantly, if you fall asleep while in a...
10 Early Spreads for CFB Week 1 2012 - Repeating the Mistakes of 2011
From Just Cover Blog, your ridiculously early Week 1 college football lines: Michigan +14 vs Alabama, Saturday Night, 9/1 South Caro...
Yu Darvish's Terrible Gas Highlights My Return Post
I've been away from this blog since the end of last season, writing about everything from Zach Novak to Stephon Marbury to hot chicks that u...
BYU QB Riley Nelson Throws Footballs at Office Workers
When I think BYU QB Riley Nelson, I automatically think "Hero of the 2012 Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl." If you think I forgot his go...
Should College Football Be Banned? We Let the Gifs Decide
With the unfortunate passing of Junior Seau and the very bizarre way in which former NFL player Dave Duerson took his life, questions like t...
Michigan State/Golf Channel's Holly Sanders at Quail Hollow - Kid Gets an Up-Close Look...
I really try not to give Michigan State or their alumni any credit at any time, but sometimes you have to give credit where credit is due. F...
Zach Novak's Field Goal Odyssey Continues - Kicks Longest Field Goal in Michigan Stadium History
Former Michigan basketball forward Zack Novak has proved a lot of people wrong in his Michigan career. In spite of everything he's accomplis...
David DeCastro confuses Roethlisberger with Secretary, Probably Harbaugh's Fault
If you are a Stanford graduate and a woman, I'm about to insult you. Looking at you Condie. The women of Stanford are so masculine that Da...
The 2012 NFL Draft, Roger Goodell and Very Long Hugs
If you watched the NFL draft and LOVE hugs like I do, you no doubt saw the prolonged, perhaps sensual hugs that the commissioner was giv...
The Best of Prop Bets for the 2012 NFL Draft
Vegas knows absolutely everything. There is no point in trying to beat them using anything but money that you really, really don't need bu...
Is it Possible Dave Brandon Isn't as Smart as He Thinks He Is? Michigan-Alabama Edition
If you're a Michigan season ticket holder you've got a lot to look forward to this season. If your cerebellum doesn't explode from oversti...
Mark Dantonio Smuggery, Disdain Among Michigan Fans Eclipses Tressel Levels
For many a Michigan fan, Jim Tressel's good guy routine was both puke and hatred inducing. Tressel's spot at the top of the Michigan Hate Py...
Kentucky's Starting 5 Leaves for NBA - Really Rubs in New Wealth at Press Conference
Wealth is not in and of itself off putting. Immodesty, however, generally comes off feeling boorish.This is what we heard from the quintet...
Michigan OT Taylor Lewan, A Fraternity Photo, A Tandem Bike and Boat Shoes
My writing lacks the creativity and polish to put together an appropriate lead in paragraph for this photo. So here: (H/T user AAK15...
Overhyped 2012 NBA Prospects and Overhyped Summer Blockbusters
Whether you're aware of it or not, this is hype season. The NBA and NFL drafts are right around the corner and every single prospect is be...
Fan Gets Hit By Ball at 2012 Masters and is left for Dead by Other Fans...TREY BURKE IS BACK
This is completely off-topic for a Michigan fan site, but this is the way that I'll choose to celebrate the news that TREY BURKE IS RETURNIN...
How Was Anthony Davis' High School BBall Team This Terrible?
This is Anthony Davis in high school. He looks like Robin Williams in that basketball scene in Jack. I don't remember exactly whether Ro...
2012 Michigan Football Spring Practice Videos - Getting Overly Excited in 6 Minutes or Less
Do you, like me get overly excited about Michigan football recruiting / spring practice notes, Brady Hoke and Greg Mattison coach speak at p...
A Look Back at the last 20 Years of McDonalds All-American Basketball Games
The McDonald's All-American game took place last night and in a shocking roster mistake by commissioner McDonald, not a single Michigan recr...
Detroit Pistons' Brandon Knight Jumps into Stands, Spills Gatorade on Self, Encapsulate Pistons' Season
For the Detroit fans out there, who still love Pistons' basketball, even though it doesn't love them... The 17-32 Detroit Pistons too...
Aaron Craft Advises a Teammate to Execute a Slam Dunk
In the below video of Saturday's Ohio State - Syracuse basketball game. Aaron Craft advises teammate Amir Williams to deposit the ball in t...
Stephon Marbury and Aaron Brooks Nearly Come to Blows in CBA Finals
Just because Michigan is out of the NCAA tournament doesn't mean that we can't talk about basketball...unless that basketball is NCAA basket...
NCAA Tournament Sweet 16 and WWE Stars - A Perfect Combo
There is something to be said for overconfidence where previous evidence suggests overconfidence is completely unwarranted. This is the ne...
Best Dunks of the 2012 NCAA Tournament
I have to admit that I'm angry but not heartbroken that Michigan lost in the first round of the tournament. Despite the 4 seed I can't say...
2012 NCAA March Madness Coaching Look-a-Likes
My duty as a average to below-average blogger is to inform and today I'd like to inform you about college coaches. There are hundreds of col...
Ohio Bobcats Coach John Groce Gets to Back Up "Ohio" Anger in the NCAA Tournament
Sometimes life affords you the opportunity to literally back up all of your talk. If I'm given that opportunity, it won't be long before y...
Virginia's Tony Bennett and Family Guy's Seth MacFarlane Separated at Birth?
You be the judge: Seth MacFarlane Virginia Basketball Coach Tony Bennett: Okay, I switched those around for the benefit of ...
Lebron James' Full Court Save Highlights our Top 10 Assists of the Year
Before we get to the candidates for pass of the year thus far, you and everyone else needs to look at the pass that inspired this post. ...
2012 NFL Combine All-Porn Name Team
Since the NFL combine is football porn anyway, this post will inevitably hit the internet. Why shouldn't the poster be me and why should...
Mr. Smith Goes to China...Then he Comes Back, After Getting Fined 1 Million +
You can't leaf through your home edition of encyclopedia Brittanica without hearing about men who were born "before their time...
The Very Best of Three Goggling - Featuring Shabazz Napier
Three goggles have become quite the rage over the last year or so in college and NBA basketball alike. There are few things more entertain...
The Best Dunk 23 Faces of 2012
This may be your best picture of college basketball season so far, if only for the creepiness. It takes a special human, with little to no...
Dunker of the Week - Kwame Alexander vs. Trency Jackson
I was very excited to post the monster dunk by Kwame Alexander below to show the kids out there it doesn't matter if you take a charge if th...
Kate Upton is Huge Michigan Football Fan and She's Ready to Take on Ohio Native Brooklyn Decker
Maybe you've heard of this Kate Upton character. By tomorrow, everyone in the known universe will have heard about her. I hope that outs...
One Great Moment in Premature Celebration Courtesy of Steven Pledger
I will now take you through the thought process of one Steven Pledger before the initial free-throw is shot. "I have to be prepared t...
Jeremy Lin Headlines the NBA All-Nerd Team
If I showed you a picture of Jeremy Lin and then told you that person was averaging 25.3 points and 8.3 assists in their last three games in...
Puppy Bowl VIII MVP Fail - Aberdeen Was Robbed
I would say I watch the Puppy Bowl religiously, but since I since watch the Puppy Bowl much more often than I go to church, I'll say I watch...
Snoop Dogg's Touchdown Dances at Celebrity Flag Football Game
I never, ever miss a BeachBowl, which all of you know is the celebrity sand flag football game that taken place before the SuperBowl each ye...
Signing Day Laughs From the Past Ahead of NSD
Even for college football recruiting freak like myself, National Signing Day is a bit much. Full disclosure, that will not stop me from givi...
Doug McDermott Highlights the I Look Like I'm 11 Years Old Team
This is the face of arguable the best all-around player in college basketball (and high school teammate of Harrison Barnes. Thank god Iowa h...
Football WAGs vs. Tennis WAGs - Novak Djokovic's Girlfriend Makes This No Contest
Since I'm certain you clicked on this article for in-depth NFL or Tennis analysis, I have to start by apologizing, because this post is si...
Anthony Davis Headlines the Top 10 Blocks of 2012
John Calipari has this indescribable, inscrutable and uncanny knack for walking into the home of the #1 recruit in the country and leavi...
2 Videos To Predict the Michigan vs. Michigan State Game Tomorrow
I have a less than positive feeling about tomorrow's game, especially after Matt Gatens collectively pants'd our entire team. Even after w...
The Top 40 Gives Us Our NFL Playoff Winners
As of Tuesday morning, there is only one football league still playing its season, and that's the NFL. The Lingerie Football League might st...
National Championship Game Prop Bets
Any normal degenerate can bet on the spread or the over / under, but it takes a sick, depraved individual like yours truly to waste hard ear...
Early Enrollment: Athletic and Academic Leg Up or Recruiting Loophole? The Class of 2007 will Decide
[caption id="attachment_1752" align="aligncenter" width="537" caption="Tate Forcier was a 2009 early enrollee at Michigan"][/caption] Fer...
Two Things I Would Prefer Not To See in a Game Ever Again
If I never seen either of these things happen in a football game ever again, it will still be too soon. First, a referee that is so fed u...
Girl + Cheating Boyfriend + Sharpie + Sign + Anger = Funny
After seeing the below sign on Sunday night football my emotions waxed and waned from laughter, to sadness for the sign's creator to anger a...
Trey Burke Leads Our Fabulous Freshman Team for 2011-12
We're 10-12 games into the college basketball season and I think it's as good a time as ever to make sweeping generalizations and prediction...
Jared Cunningham Not as Good as Zack Novak at Dunking
Am I impressed by an effortless reverse dunk on an alley-oop? Yes, if you put the gun to my head, I'll say I'm impressed. Here's an example...
Jabin Sambrano and Elvia Akpla Battle for Play of the Week
You might have noticed that a group of football teams that aren't run by a money hungry, delusional, self-important and possibly facist-lean...
2011's Best Bowl Swag - When A Scholarship and Unlimited Co-Eds Aren't Enough
Don't you dare get me wrong, I think college football players deserve everything they get, sanctioned or unsanctioned. Most college footbal...
Top 13 Cheerleader Fails Highlighted by the MSU Cheerleader with the Nice Butt (Right Dad?)
One of the best moments you'll find at a sporting event, aside from the touchdowns, homeruns or WNBA nipple-slips, is when someone who looks...
Michigan State / Wisconsin Game Needs Help from Craigslist
If I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times, Kirk Cousins, for all his good graces, winning smile, infectious attitude, and repressed ange...
Robert Griffin III and Amber Heard - They Get No Respect
No matter where you go or what you do in life, you'll inevitably find yourself in a "has the whole world gone crazy, am I the only one who g...
Tony Scheffler - TE or Dancer?
In today's NFL, celebrating is hard. You can't use a cell phone without getting fined. You can't steal someone else's popcorn. You can't ...
Greg Mattison Getting All Touchy Feely
By now, if you're a Michigan fan and don't have a grandfatherly type love for Greg Mattison, you're incapable of the emotion in the first pl...
11 NFL Draft Prospects You've Never Heard Of...but Might Soon
Even though I'm a pretty big student of the college game, I inevitably have "who the hell are you and what do you think you're doing on Mel ...
Heisman Contenders and Holiday Blockbuster Babes
I have some terrible, terrible news for Michigan fans. You're not going to like it and you're definitely going to cry. I know this becau...
The Least Epic Showdown of All-Time feat. New Mexico vs. UNLV
Last week, literally 10s of you read our think-piece on the most epic showdowns of all-time. In that case we wanted to highlight the fantast...
Football Players and Their Love of Vanessa Carlton
Every week, because I'm a nerd, and because I try to provide ChatWolverines with the best content possible that doesn't force me to come up ...
17 Epic Showdowns that Might Rival the LSU / Bama Game.
#1 LSU vs. #2 Alabama is your quintessential immovable object vs. irresistible force scenario. By all indications they're the best two ...
The Detroit Lions Do Some Tebowing While Embarrassing Tebow
A significant portion of the Michigan fan base are Detroit Lions, so hopefully this will be of interest to most of you. For the rest of you,...
The Best Jukes College Football has to Offer (Potentially Feat. Mike Hart)
Being a nerd can be cool from time to time, like when you discover a porn site that most of your less technological advanced friends would h...
Zack Novak Attempts to Make Brendan Gibbons Cry
Not only does Zack Novak have the highest BAG (Blood to Grittiness Level) in recorded human history, he also has one hell of a left leg. ...
Will Gholston Highlights The All-Cheap Shot Team
I've been on a self-imposed Michigan football hiatus for the past 48 hours. My grief/anger/shame tornado has spun for just about long enou...
Out of Work NBA Players Who Might Want to Try Football Again (W/ Video)
NBA players are starting to learn that David Stern is not Roger Goddell. There is no good faith, "let's meet in the middle," "everybody ca...
College Football Fans and Their Ridiculous Tattoos
I know everyone grieves in different ways and this is why I'm wholeheartedly in favor of a Raiders fan getting a sweet Al Davis forearm tat....
Off Topic But Still Awesome for Detroit People: Jim Leyland Kisses Everyone
Jim Leyland, like everyone else in Detroit, from Detroit, or imported from Detroit was very happy after the Tigers beat the Yankees last nig...
Denard Robinson's Twitter Account Hacked - Results? Not Positive
In yet another example of why sometimes athlete + technology = terrible, Denard Robinson's twitter account was just hacked and let's just sa...
Brady Hoke Begs to Differ with Vegas
I'd like you to join me on my weekly check of NCAA football futures. Every week I peruse the odds to win 2012 BCS national championship ...
Michigan / Minnesota - Never Forget The Buffalo Stampede
No Michigan fan worth his/her salt/pepper can think of the State of Minnesota in general without thinking of the greatest comeback in Michig...
Chicago Bears DT Henry Melton as a Texas RB - Pain Ensues
I was reading Peter King, this afternoon and I was shocked, and I mean shocked, to learn that Chicago talk of the town Henry Melton, played ...
Betting With Your Heart vs. Your Head - This Weekend's Betting Guide
There is so much to love about college football. If you're making a list of the most loveable aspects, you could obviously point to the p...
What Might Have Been: Sammy Watkins and Other Fabulous Freshman
If you're half the loser I am, which would be a feat, you no doubt remember teammates and Michigan targets Sammy Watkins and Dallas Crawford...
Glen Rice and Sarah Palin Highlight Our List of Hilarious Athlete - Politician Hookups
By now you have seen that beloved Michigan basketball great Glen Rice may or may not have got all up in our almost vice president Sarah Pali...
My Favorite Non-Wolverine, Vontaze Burfict
Like many of you, I'm still contemplating whether I'm in an Inception like scenario after the ND game on Saturday. I have my token, but I ...
Former Michigan DB and"Rapper" Marcus Ray Spins the 1s and 2s and Make Fun of Ohio State
Check out this new joint by your favorite MC Marcus Ray. Oh yes, that is former Michigan defensive back Marcus Ray who was previously...
The Biggest Hits of 2010 Get You Fired up for the 2011 College Football Season
Pardon my French, but I am so gosh darn excited for football season I don't know what to do. I imagine this is how those undernourished chi...
Your Must Have College Football Shirts for 2011
It's college football season sports fans, which means it time to purchase a shirt that speaks to your hate of your rival or says something s...
The Cy-Hawk Trophy and the Top 10 Terrible College Football Rivalry Trophies
Take a look at this monstrosity that will be "awarded," to the winner of the Iowa - Iowa St. game. If Nile Kinnick wouldn't have died 68 ...
College Football's Best Porn Names Featuring Justice Hayes
Oh hello, I didn't see you there. I was just casually typing up a list of the most hilarious potential player porn names on Top 25 teams...
Now For Something Completely Different: J.R. Smith Blocking A Child
Now, the astute among you have realized that the video below is not from a baseball game. The even more astute among you have now remembered...
Major League Baseball's All-Jersey Shore Team
For all of those fortunate enough to catch this week's season premiere of MTV's Jersey Shore, you no doubt witnessed our society jump four o...
Seattle Mariners' Infield Triple Made Possible By a Nerd at Third Base
First of all, congratulations go out to the person and family of Brandon Ryan. It takes an adventourous, athletic, skilled, risk-taking man...
And Now for Something Completely Different, Women's Motocross
I know making fun of women's sports is old hat, passe or another phrase that means something similar to those two phrases, but, really ladie...
Textbook Home Run Pimpage by Carlos Guillen
Attention Major League Baseball Players: If your goal is to endanger the life of the next batter, please do this after you hit a home ru...
Cecil Fielder Though the Years
You've no doubt been wondering who my favorite Tiger might be. I think its time to patch that hole in your life and let you in on my secret...
How to Get Everyone To Hate You The A.J. Pierzynski Way
In anticipation of the Tigers/White Sox blood fued at 7:10 this evening, I thought I'd get my hate on. Here are two of the most disliked f...
MC Hammer Bobblehead Makes My Day
What can you get when you go to a ball game these days? A $9 beer? A $4, five hour old hot dog on a bun that looks like your grandmother's h...
2011 Home Run Derby Participants Upstaged by Ball Boy Catches
There were some serious efforts by some serious young baseball players this evening. I wasn't even watching the home runs, because who car...
Umpires, the Clown Princes of Baseball That Get Really Pissy When You Laugh At Them
It's just been a tough year for umpires. Everyone is all over these guys and in some cases, it's deserved. Well I'll tell you what my chest...
What Has Jose Canseco Been Up To? If You Said Meth, You're Probably Wrong
Jim Caple wrote a very interesting and potentially sympathy inducing piece (if you like this jabroni) on Jose Canseco today on ESPN. Actu...
Sure You're 11-3, but Really?
Not sure how I missed this one JV: That's from April, but I want to talk about it. "Oh, I'm 11-3, I have a .86 WHIP. That's the best...
Bankrupt Owner? Stop Being Dumb. Baseball's Worst Financial Decisions 2011
Baseball teams all over Los Angeles (not you Angels) are acting a Donald Trump, going bankrupt and threatening not to pay anyone. Frank Mc...
You Know Who Isn't Better Than You? Kirk Gibson
Don't let that self assured smile fool you, Kirk Gibson is no better than the sleaziest of street walkers and wall-street bankers and street...
10 Ceremonial First Pitches More Pathetic Than John Wall's
Okay, okay, John Wall is worse at throwing a baseball 60 feet 6 inches than most suburban 7 year olds. That said, he could still jump over y...
Unbelievably Dumb Baseball Commercials Ahoy!!!!
I like dumb commercials. They speak to me in a way that ABC's According to Jim speaks to the indigent, mentally deficient and those with c...
Baseball's All-Old Man River Team
Look at what our beloved Detroit Tigers did yesterday for a centenarian on her birthday. I find it interesting that she would go to a bas...
David Ortiz Continues His Dickishness
David Ortiz continues to anger people with this bat flipping and slow running antics. Either he's auditioning for Ninja Assassin II or he ...
2011 MLB Fictional Baseball Player Draft
The major league baseball draft has commenced and consensus #1 pick Gerrit Cole has indeed went #1 to the Pittsburgh Pirates. I could break...
Bat Flips, Home Run Trots and David Ortiz
As I stewed watching David Ortiz's Sunday afternoon HR against Jose Valverde, I couldn't help but be angry at everything, including Ortiz's ...
And Now for Something Completely Different: Bao Taoshi
Tell me you wouldn't pay to watch or participate in this sport? Tell me, if you were IOC chairman you wouldn't put this sport in the Olymp...
Alex Avila Among Game's Best Catchers? Believe It Pal
Are you aware of how good your Detroit Tigers catcher has been this year? No, not that one. I'm talking about this one, who has been eve...
Don't Look Now, but Tricky Ricky is Back
May 22 @ PIT W 2-0 8.0 1 0 0 0 2 3 10 11 84 26 81 W(4-2) - 3.08 May 10 @ MIN W 10-2 5.0 3 1 1 1 2 1 ...
Brian Cashman Not Done Belittling Jorge Posada Just Yet
Batting Jorge Posada 9th in the lineup and sticking him at DH just wasn't enough of a slap in the dick for Brian Cashman and Joe Girardi. ...
Al Alburquerque Baffles Hitters, Parent of Children with Normal Names
I've been so busy gawking at this guy's name I've barely stopped to gawk at this guy's stats. Are you aware that big Al leads every single...
NFL vs MLB Cheerleaders? Brought to by Buccaneers Cheerleaders Tryouts
Baseball generally frowns upon the idea of the cheerleader, and even when they smile on the idea, the cheerleaders are normally sub-par and ...
NBA Cheapshots Get Me All Fired Up About Baseball Fights
All this pent up basketball agression is really bringing out my pent up agression over the lack of baseball brawls so far this season. Sure ...
Brennan Boesch & Austin Jackson Memorial ROY Award Candidates
No, Austin Jackson and Brennan Boesch are not dead, but after the first two months of last season they both looked like mortal locks for c...
How To Feel Good After a Six Game Losing Streak
It's hard to feel good about this Tigers squad after consecutive sweeps at that hands of the Mariners and Indians. It's even harder to fee...
Max Scherzer Among AL's Best?
I consider myself a pretty big Tigers fan. Hell, I even write a Tigers blog. But there is one thing I didn't know about my Tigers until last...
31 Songs for 31 Teams
In my opinion there is absolutely no better time to make a judgment on a baseball team's fortunes for the next 6 months than when 1/10th of ...
