There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think Kansas City Chiefs OTAs are important and who have a hint of perspective.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll be hopelessly addicted to Twitter this Tuesday, scavenging for every scrap of information about Sanders Commings and whether he survived Day 1 of strength and conditioning. But I also acknowledge that when it comes to football, I have the self-restraint of a child and the judgment of Tyrone Biggums.
So instead of wasting your time with analysis that’ll be meaningless a week from now, let’s focus on something that’ll stand the test of time: doppelgangers.