We’d like to say an early apology to the Miami Dolphins. We’re sorry that you have no chance at all on Sunday. The supercomputer has spoken and the results are in: you are going to get pulverized.
CBS Sports apparently has some incredible accurate super-processor computer that they use to clone sheep, print fake dollar bills to woo Tony Romo into retirement and pick NFL winners each week. The record of the computer is so good that it’s reportedly better than even the smartest humans ever, including Pete Prisco. It even went 14-2 in the last week alone!