Ironically, an apt description of the good stuff running through this Duke basketball junkie's veins comes from the first paragraph of UNC diehard Will Blythe's 2006 best-seller — To Hate Like This Is to Be Happy Forever: A Thoroughly Obsessive, Intermittently Uplifting, and Occasionally Unbiased Account of the Duke-North Carolina Basketball Rivalry — which has on the cover a photoshopped-into-ratface image of Mike Krzyzewski.
"I am a sick, sick man," Blythe wrote. "Not only am I consumed by hatred [for Duke], I am delighted by it. I have done some checking into the matter and have discovered that the world's great religions and wisdom traditions tend to frown upon this.