Yes, it’s just what you’re thinking: An exclusive interview with a temporarily magical White Sox oracle
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Happy Tuesday, White Sox friends, and happy rain postponement. My typical opening greeting was changed from “fans” to “friends” due to the recent exodus of a huge horde of South Side supporters of the team. But like true fans, you’re still here with us, and for that, we thank you.
I returned to an absolute shitshow following an early-season sabbatical after spring training, the likes of which none of us have ever seen, unless you’re at least 124 years old and were mentally present at birth.