The Cincinnati Reds will play a baseball game on Saturday evening against the Orioles of Baltimore at their home stadium of Great American Ball Park. The first pitch of the game will be thrown at 6:40 PM ET by Andrew Abbott, who is left handed. The first pitch thrown by a Baltimore player will come from John Means, who is also left handed.
Both Cincinnati and Baltimore were once among the ten biggest cities in the United States, and are now part of the Rust Belt.
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