Source: FanGraphs
- He is better: Stephen "Strikeout" Strasburg (+12.6%) struggles a bit at the end, but makes it through 6.2 IP with 11 Ks, 2 walks, and 2 runs allowed.
- He is also better (at JUNK-TIMING): Daniel "Murph Dawg" Murphy (+5.9%) cranks a Donkey-esque two-run bomb into the upper deck in RF to pad his stats a bit (+11.0%).
- Junk-time jubilee: Ben "4-bagger" Revere (+8.5) is 2-3 with a walk, a double, and a 7th-inning solo shot (+2.