Dear Magic 8 Ball,
Do I have to write an intro?
*Try again later*
Okay, well at least while I’m waiting for the Magic 8 Ball to tell me if I have to write an intro, I’ll just get to the rest of it.
A 100% Accurate and 74% Sober Rundown of Absolutely Everything
First off: Do you know how un-stressed you have to be watching a football game to start drinking red wine? I do. Because according to last Saturday, apparently “Washington versus Arizona 2020” is the new official threshold. That’s right: Washington beat down that poor Arizona team so badly my brain went “Ya know what drink matches this atmosphere?